Interview with Subject #30452 from Andrew Marc Rowe's HI DE HO, INFECTERINO: THE COME UP (THE PARASOL FILES #1)

We’re thrilled to be talking to Subject #30452 from Andrew Marc Rowe's HI DE HO, INFECTERINO! It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Subject #30452. How old are you and what do you do for a living? Well, I'm a hyper-intelligent crow. I scavenge vittles from the idiot humans of whom I can take advantage. I just learned English with the help of Zane, from Zane's, the best arcade in New Jersey... according to him, anyway. He's a dirty hippie who used to sell acid at Shakedown Street, the parking lot outside of Grateful Dead concerts, till he wised up and went legit. Sort of. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I come from a respected Russian family from St. Petersburg and am traditionally a nationalist Russian. I love my fatherland. However, since I lived in the USA for several years. I am also a politically western-minded person. I a...