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We’re thrilled to be talking to Dr. Henriette Behrens, German Federal Chancellor of “Three Brothers” by Joerg H. Trauboth.   It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! “I work until deep in the night when most of the office lights are out and preferably with women. Too many of the men here are egocentric machos, except one. You unfortunately know who I mean.” --Exclusive Interview with Dr. Henriette Behrens, THREE BROTHERS 1.       Thank you for your interview, Dr. Henriette Behrens.   How old are you and what do you do for a living? Would you also ask a man how old he is, and that in your first question? Shame on you. You are also funny. My personal information as chancellor are only too well-known. In my position, there are very few details left unknown about you. 2.       Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I always say what I want a...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Dr. Vincent Konrad from Michael Okon, Monsterland Reanimated .  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Vincent.   How old are you and what do you do for a living?             It’s Dr. Konrad, thank you very much. Well, I prefer not to tell you my age because its none of your business. I’m also quite dead and I’m just a talking head, no pun intended. The rest of my body has been confiscated by the government, but my trusty sidekick Igor found my head and has reanimated it. Lucky me. I used to run a theme park with real werewolves, vampires, and zombies in a place called Monsterland. The ending was exactly as planned. Now, I’m onto Plan B. What would I love the most about you?             My love for humanity. What would I hate the most about you? ...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Anne from Karen Arnpriester’s, Awakening: Dreamers' Realm One.  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Anne.  How old are you and what do you do for a living? Seriously, you think I’m going to tell you how old I am? I have the benefit of concealing my age here in the Dream Realm. I’m certainly not going to shatter the illusion for you. (pause) I am a lawyer. I help people, especially pathetic, stupid women. Try to prove differently and you will be taken care of. What would I love the most about you? I am a successful woman in a male dominated industry. I clawed my way up to the top on my own, without anyone’s help. If you get in my way, I will go through you to get what I want. I am a real success story for women today. What would I hate the most about you? My superior intellect and success. When you compare your pathetic existence to my life, you will h...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Jaedus Sunwright from Kevin M Villegas, The Sunwright Chronicles: A New World .  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Jaedus Sunwright.   How old are you and what do you do for a living? Jaedus chuckles and gives a smug smile. “I am older than you I can guarantee that. As for what I do I’m a necromancer the vilest yet powerful mages in all of Alavar.” Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? “Most say my raven hair is very distinguishable.” What would I hate the most about you? “My attitude, especially if I don’t like you.” Where do you go when you are angry? “To my home to do experiments on dead bodies.” What makes you laugh out loud? “Sick Irony.” What is your greatest fear? “Losing my father.” What is the trait you most not like about yourself? “I wish I could be more controlled like my g...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Matilda Massengale from Larry D. Thompson’s WHITE WITCH.   It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Matilda. How old are you and what do you do for a living? Now, honey, you know it’s impolite to ask a woman her age. Let’s just say that I’ve been practicing law in Montego Bay, Jamaica for 30 years. Your readers can figure the rest out. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? That’s pretty easy. I’m six feet tall (not including my three-inch heels). I weigh somewhere north of 300 pounds (that’s as high as my scale will go). I have a voice that commands the courtroom and a personality to match. The folks around Montego Bay call me Hurricane Matilda. I’m kinds proud of that nickname. What would I hate the most about you? Why, there’s nothing to hate about me, unless you’re on the other side of the case. Then you hate the moment I set foot...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Frank Swiver from Harley Mazuk’s, Last Puffs .  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Mr. Swiver.   How old are you and what do you do for a living? You can call me Frank. Last Puffs opens in 1938 when I was in Aragón, fighting with the Loyalists against Franco’s army. I was 25 and had been unemployed when I signed up with the Abe Lincoln brigade. At the end of the book in San Francisco in 1949, I’m 36. I’m a private investigator, doing business as Old Vine Detective Agency. I’ve only been in business for myself for a few years, but I started working as an unlicensed p.i. back in 1942, mostly investigative work for my college pal, Max Rabinowitz. Max is a mouthpiece, and a good one. What would I love the most about you? It’s hard to say; I hardly know you. But what I’m most proud of is that I’m a pacifist. Believe me, it takes courage to be non-violen...