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We’re thrilled to be talking to Hans Jaeger from Dan Blum’s The Feet Say Run .  It is a pleasure to have Hans with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Hans   How old are you and what do you do for a living? I am eighty-five.   I started working in my father’s factory in Germany, making brass instruments before the war.   After the war I sold refrigerators for the Amana Corporation.   After that I became a kidney dealer for wealthy transplant-recipients. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? In spite of my age, my erection is firm as a senator’s handshake. What would I love the most about you? There is nothing to love or hate.   What do these words even mean?   I am who I am.   What is in your refrigerator right now? I am at present on a deserted island with a few survivors, hoping for a rescue.   There is no refrigerator.   In our food collection there are dove eggs, roots, snails, a coconut-l

We’re thrilled to be talking to Roxie Honeycutt from Amber Leigh Williams’s Wooing the Wedding Planner .  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Roxie.   How old are you and what do you do for a living? Let’s not get into too many specifics on the matter of age. We’ll just say early thirties and I’m a wedding planner. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? My smile. I’m an optimist. Some would say I’m the eternal optimist. I think a good smile reflects that. Where do you go when you are angry? Well, I’ve smacked a couple of men so it seems I’m in need of a more constructive outlet in terms of aggression. Don’t worry, the second guy definitely deserved it. The first was kind enough to laugh it off with me later. He’s that hot new neighbor guy. Did I mention Byron? What is in your refrigerator right now? A bottle of Cristal. It was a housewarming present. I’m t

We’re thrilled to be talking to Max Doler from Doug Cooper’s The Investment Club .  It’s a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Max.   How old are you and what do you do for a living? Max: I’m thirty-six and an entrepreneur. Perhaps you’ve heard of one of my products, The Lapkin, a napkin specially designed for your lap. We had an infomercial that ran pretty consistently a few years back then McDonald’s did a drive-thru promotion with it for about a year. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? Max: Well you can see from looking at me, I’m a dwarf, or little person, if you want to be politically correct. Technically, it’s known as achondroplasia, my trunk is average size, but my arms are proportionately smaller. What would I love the most about you? Max: I’m a doer. I built my company, Max Doler Investing, from a small operation in the living room of my one-bedroom apartment