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We’re thrilled to be talking to Sol 203119 from Trey Dunham’s, The Beams of Our House .  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Sol. Can you tell us your story? I can tell you what I know. My earliest memory is being dropped by my mother at the Garten, which is a home for young children who live in the City. Families in our society don’t exist for the most part. Most biological parents lack the skill to raise a child, so kids are sent to the Garten at an early age to be raised by professionals. And there are no married couples. Marriage was abandoned long ago; it was too much of a drain on society. Now teenages are sent to the Academy, where we learn to date, and hopefully procreate. There were some unintended consequences to the downfall of marriage! And our reproductive technologies didn’t work out as well as we’d hoped. So I ended up at the Academy, where they taught us how to Couple; forced us really. Our ...

We’re thrilled to be talking to the donkey from Shane Cloonan’s book  “Journey to the Cross”. Thank you for your interview, donkey.  Can you tell us your story?       Well not to brag or anything, but I was a key player in Jesus’ life.  I was chosen to go on a journey that was the most important event of my life…the most important event in history, the birth of Jesus and his crucifixion, God’s plan. What would I love most about you?                                                                                       ...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Patrick/Trish Morelli from Phil Fragasso’s, Going Both Ways . It is a pleasure to have him/her with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Patrick and Trish.   How old are you and what do you do for a living?               PATRICK: I’m 27. I’m a writer by day and a waiter by night.               TRISH: I’m also 27 like my male chauvinist pig alter ego. I feel compelled to point out that Patrick is a wannabe writer who’s never published a thing in his life and mostly whines about writer’s block. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features?               PATRICK: Sad to say, but I’m a pretty nondescript dude – mousey brown hair, scruffy beard, bushy eyebrows, and twice-broken nose. On the bright side, ...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Jack Bryant from Larry D. Thompson’s Dark Money.   It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! Thank you for your interview, Jack.   How old are you and what do you do for a living? First, let me thank you for allowing me to be on your show. I am fifty-two. I have been a trial lawyer my entire professional life, except for two stints in the army. I made a lot of money as a plaintiff lawyer in Beaumont Texas. When my son left the Marines, he decided to walk on the TCU football team in Fort Worth, my old home town. I retired from the practice in Beaumont and bought a mansion in Fort Worth, but quickly became bored and started doing pro bono work on North Main, an area where very few people can afford a lawyer. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I suppose it would be that I always carry a cane. I was called back up in Desert Storm just after I started my law career....